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Old 01-22-2026, 01:05 PM   #28071
undercoverbrother
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Originally Posted by fotze2 View Post
A long time ago, back when sending silly porn clips through company email was a thing for that few years. There was a time where it was partially acceptable.

I got one of this girl in the middle of a crowded mall pulling up her skirt and showing her beaver. My co-worker. He was Aga Khan or whatever that is all about. He was hilarious , so I send it to him but changed the extension to .dll from .mpeg for my own security (haha) with a note saying to change the file type back to watch it. In the office next to me.

Hour later he rushes into my office freaking out. You gotta help me. I go to his office, he had changed it back and sent it to his friends and the mangaement team accidentally. It was at the AEUB and the top selection of the mail groups was #AEUB management and he must have accidentally double clicked that.

He deletes the sent item, but you know that isn't going to do anything. Oh no. I'm kinda laughing because I am free and clear because he could not just forward it. He had to save the file, change the file extension and re-send it in a fresh email.

So it went the the head of HR (who you could imagine was quite the battleaxe), all the board members and top management. Dude you are fataed.

Boss comes in and tells me to get out immediately and starts making phone calls for damage control because his employee just sent a beaver to the head of HR. This meek indian dude, and I fataed his life not on purpose.

i still laugh and feel wicked guilty about it.
My first corporate job was with a large multinational company.

The VP at the time (he was old has dirt) used to do staff luncheons 1 Friday a month with a select group of co-workers

The select group were all males and the luncheon was done at the French Maid. He would pay with the corporate credit card, because IIRC the receipt just listed a numbered company.

He also loved to send porn by email.
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