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Originally Posted by The Yen Man
China is focused on Taiwan, and trying to lessen the US's influence in their backyard. They don't give a crap about colonizing Canada. China's just the convenient non white boogyman that Western powers use to whip up their conservative base into a frenzy.
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What if Canada invaded China first?
Just bombard them with poutine, maple syrup and genuine Montreal smoked meat!
Voyons donc! L'Army des Bonhommes de Neige shall take Shanghai from ze North! Au Sud ze Beavers riding Canada Geese shall engage in Hong Kong! Ze Elk contingent tell me zat zey come down from Mongolia to march upon Beijing!
The rest shall be chain-smoking and drunken rural Quebecois grandpas and hosers! Then...and only then...do we release the Lumberjacks! A veritable Armada of Plaid!
They'd never see it coming...