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Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
We’re waiting for the plane to Rasmus Landersson. If he isn’t traded by then, we’ll wait for him to get in his Rasmus Vandersson. IF nothing has been announced at that point the next milestone is after he plays a cover of Detroit Rock City in his Rasmus Bandersson.
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If nothing breaks by then, we’ll reconvene once he finishes his media scrum as Rasmus Answersson. If there’s still no movement, we’ll check back once he’s seated at the team dinner answering the bill as Rasmus Appetizersson. Still not trade? Final checkpoint comes when he finally lays his head down tommorow, officially entering rest mode as Rasmus Slumbersson.