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Old 01-15-2026, 03:35 PM   #2419
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Oh, and to follow that up. Obviously the in-laws taught my wife how to cook, she subsequently taught the kids how to cook and lo and behold...they use a stupid amount of dishes and cookware while cooking.

"I used this spoon once! In the dishwasher! I boiled water in this pot! In the dishwasher! I made pasta in this pot, used the strainer to get it into another pot all in the dishwasher!!"

Multiply that by all of the people in the house and it gets ridiculous in a hurry. Drives me crazy.
Look at the bright side, my mother in law didnt teach your wife to cook.

Stir the pasta sauce in a Teflon pan with a metal spook.
Throw the 1 year old pot out because stuff sticks to it.
Dripping wet pot list on the counter making rings of starchy water.
Don't use a spoon holder on the stove.
Complain that nobody helps you keep the kitchen clean when the next morning the spoon is welded to the counter with pasta sauce.

My wife doesn't like my cooking because it's top salty, fatty... I don't like her cooking, because if I cook the kitchen gets cleaner, if she cooks it gets messier, but he food is fine, usually could use a little salt.

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