[Senator Clay Davis]

I think I've figured out this season's script. Let's face it, it has been an abysmal year of football in terms of the on field product. Any other sport and most of us would have bailed. So this season's script has been about a test of the loyalty and devotion (and addiction) we have to the NFL. The playoffs will be the exact same, albeit more extreme:

CAR 19 LAR 17 (Rams with 6 turnovers)
CHI 20 GB 17 OT (Bears are down 17-0 with under 50 yards of offense to start the 4th)
JAX 28 BUF 27 (Bills miss the tying EP with under 30 seconds left)
PHI 6 SF 3 (Barely 200 yards combined)
LAC 20 NE 9 (Herbert gets sacked 10 times and it doesn't matter)
PIT 12 HOU 10 (Texans dominate the whole game, over 500 yards of offense, but no finish)

CAR 13 SEA 12 (Darnold with 5 INTs)
PHI 10 CHI 3 (Barely 175 yards combined)
LAC 24 DEN 8 (Bo Nix with negative passing yards with YAC removed)
JAX 17 PIT 12 (Rodgers trips over a COVID vaxx on the field with a wide open TD run with no time left)

CAR 7 PHI 6 (Barely 150 yards combined)
JAX 31 LAC 30 (Verbatim repeat of the 27-0 choke)

JAX 3 CAR 2 (Under 100 yards combined)

This playoffs separates the addicts from the rest, cause if anyone watches all of this they need rehab. But for how this season has gone, would be fitting.