At the end of the day, when we finally rid ourselves of Huberdeau through whatever way we do it, in however many years down the road - we'll all sit back, reflect and come to the same conclusion.
Huberdeau sucks. He sucks. He sucks without his $10.5M salary, he'd suck at $5M. He sucks. He's a floater. He doesn't pull his boys into the game. He got his contract, and he absolutely cashed out - he doesn't deserve a roster spot at this point. Absolute donkey.
and now some fun...
Jonathan Huberdeau's contract is so bad it makes the Flames' cap space cry uncle every payday, like they're payin' him to score own goals and skate like he's pullin' a sled full of regrets.
Jonathan Huberdeau's contract is so bad, it makes Rick DiPietro's 15-year, $67.5M goalie gig look like a genius move—payin' a guy to ride the pine and collect checks like he's the king of long-term IR vacations, while Huby's out there ghostin' harder than your ex at a family reunion.
Jonathan Huberdeau's contract is so bad, it makes Darnell Nurse's 8-year, $9.25M D-man disaster look like a sweet discount—shellin' out for a blueliner who hits like a wet noodle and coughs up pucks faster than a rookie after too many pops, but at least he's on the ice, unlike Huby's invisible act.
Jonathan Huberdeau's contract is so bad, it makes Scott Gomez's 7-year, $51.5M center flop look like a value meal—payin' a dude to score less than zero in a season and get traded for scraps, but hey, at least Gomez didn't make the whole team regret a blockbuster deal like Huby's tire fire.
Jonathan Huberdeau's contract is so bad, it makes David Clarkson's 7-year, $36.75M tough-guy bust look like a team-friendly handshake—signin' a plug to fight phantoms and warm the bench, but Clarkson's grit at least showed up sometimes, unlike Huby's vanishing act on that $10.5M per year anchor.
Last edited by ComixZone; 01-09-2026 at 03:18 PM.
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