You're Thompson-Giuliani!
As Tommy Thompson, you have had more control over cheese than anyone. You got all the cheese you could eat for fourteen years. While you wouldn't think that would make you a healthy person, people consider you to be quite an expert in that field as well. You're all in favor of extracting organs from people, inserting chips into people, and generally making any and all possible alterations to their normal state of being. Your favorite band is the Who.
You select Rudy Giuliani as your running mate because the world changed on September 11th.
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