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Old 11-30-2025, 03:07 PM   #63
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Originally Posted by troutman View Post
Grizzly House with actual bear meat.

Damn bears!
I will never, ever, ever set foot in that place again. That was the most disgusting place I have ever eaten.

Look...its a neat place, it has that 70s 'Swinger' vibe even though the phones have been removed...but the entire building is coated...I mean that literally, it is coated in a film of grease.

Everything. Your table. Your seats. Your cutlery. The walls. The floors. You dont want to touch any surfaces...oh but you will!

And why will you? Because restaurant fondue is essentially taking your life in your hands to begin with at the best of times...fondue at the Grizzly House is like combining food poisoning with Russian Roulette and...if you have to go to the bathroom, which you more than likely will if you go the fondue route....

Remember...I said 'every surface is coated in grease.' Think about that when your stomach starts rumbling and you're staring at that toilet...because that is guaranteed to be the worst, most uncomfortable restaurant gastrointestinal emergency you will ever encounter. Like a real 'Sophie's Choice.'

*shudder*
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