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Jekyll & Hyde

I pray to the hockey gods that we do not play down to the flames level and go behind early. Start strong and end strong please

For as awful as the Flames are they have some talent on their roster

Let's not underestimate this team just cause they're the Flames. That's a team that can surprise ya. Let's take care of business Stars

I swear to god this team better not come out of that locker room thinking this is an easy win, it’s an easy win if we crush them 8-0

This SHOULD be an easy win, but it’s a trap game if there ever was one.

This is a trap game if there ever was one.

Coleman and Kadri both always find a way to score on us, it feels like.

Pospisil is always a goon and could hurt someone.

Boys have to be on their toes and ready to go. Flames are a weaker team right now but the standings have never stopped them from stealing points from us.

I love saying Pospisil.

Mostly because it’s how my speech impeded daughter said hospital for years lol

man, it is really glaring how ####ing god awful this flames team is. so, naturally, stars might just lose this one for reasons

Gully sure was frustrated coaching the Flames.

I just want easy wins against bad teams why is that so hard for us lmao

Pre-game Spirit Bomb

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ STARS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽ つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CHUBBS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽ つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ RADEK FAKSA TAKE MY ENERGY!!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ESA LINDELL TAKE MY ENERGY!!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Nothing Matters, Nobody Cares, We’re all gonna die!

Pretty much copy pasta from Rick and Morty

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die.

Devin “we’re all gonna die” Cooley

Forgot that was him lolol. Love it.

You ####ing ####er

Cooley?....?.

Damn, cooley on fire rn

cooley #### right off

Keep peppering him, he can’t keep this up

We had better not get backup goalied.

Props to Cooley. I’m amazed we didn’t score there

Not cool Cooley

Cooley came to play damn

He’s needs to Cooley off

Someone needs to tell Cooley to chill

Best I can do is to tell him to cool it.

Needs to cool off I think

Another spare goalie looking like Patrick Roy

This team just has such an uncanny way of making any goalie look like prime Brodeur

OUICK, someone in the audience needs to distract Cooley somehow...

We’re gonna get goalied aren’t we

I’m cranky about this goalie situation

bro, cooley can #### the #### off. he has been unreal

This is how Otter made Flames fans feel in '22

Yeah this is how Otter made these ####s feel

Shoddy Detective Work

Ah... so it's going to be THAT kind of game, is it?

Don’t tell me it’s gonna a third game in a row of this bs

Lmfao interference?!

There are soft penalties and there are SOFT penalties.

Softer than baby poop. WTF?!?!

10 ply call

####ing clown ass alberta refs holy #### what the ####. are they just sports betting or what?

Monster Mikko

Yikes Mikko. That might be a suspension

Well. That's not my favorite hit.

Great. Game misconduct. We can’t afford to lose more players

I’ll usually defend our boys. That was a dumb hit.

Somehow I don't think the department of player safety is gonna be so lenient with Rantanen after a second 5-and-game for boarding in the same week.

Wow. Mikko has to get his #### together

Absolute ####ing bull####. The hit on Duchene all I heard was he should have kept his head up. Now all of a sudden that's a penalty? That wasn't even boarding. Keep your ####ing head up, loser

shoulda kept his head up. maybe don’t randomly stop and be oblivious to your surroundings and you won’t get popped

Scoronato with First Blood!

We hate scoring first this season

That was ####ing stupid

Time to wake the #### up boys

Stars look like they're just going through the motions tonight. Very flat.

lol, so predictable with this ####ing team

Flames just activated our trap card

Brother, can the Flames like, not?

lol we give one up to the worst power play in the league. smh

I swear whenever our broadcast highlights a bad PP they score every time.

Hintz is absolutely terrible. No effort. Lazy. Worst player on team now. Sit him for a few games. Embarrass his lazy butt

My eyes are hurt after watching that period

As I mentioned in other thread. Trap game. Oof!

Calgary has 6 wins and 16 loses.

I love a good goalie battle.... just not against the worst team in the nhl against some of the hottest goal scorers in the league right now... Should be a 10-0 game not 0-1

Farabee with a tip

Another bull#### call

It's the start of the 3rd period. The players take the bench. All of the sudden the lights go out. The arena is dark. But only for an instant. The lights return. Is that an extra person on the Stars bench? It couldn't be. But it's true. There sits Matt Duchene geared up and ready to go.

so, do ####ing refs in western canada just never want to call penalties on these teams? how the #### have they not won a cup?

what the #### are we doing!? I guess gully told them we could drop this game with no issues...

Very frustrating game

what the #### was that?

I’m so tired of not clearing pucks efficiently

The Flames are doing this to them, the ####ing Flames. This is so sad

At this rate, we’re going to bed early tonight

okay, this is enough. this is unacceptable.

There's a lot of...what do I call it, standing around in this game? Like they're all waiting for someone else to go for the puck...

im gonna lose my ####ing mind if we lose this game. I've been saying we are better than the avs all season, and now this bull####

So! Freaking! Frustrating! All of it.

This is incredibly uninspiring, somehow they're making the Flames look good

Finally. Down by 2, can finally win this game now.

Shootout Decider

…And now, the skills competition.

Wow. What a move by Kadri

Hintz. How not to do a shootout lol. My beer league have better moves than that.

Never let Hintz do anything.

Dog #### from Wyatt and Roope

Lol roope just poops himself. Alright all good - secured the point against the worst team in the league

This felt like a trap game. We lost 4-1 to the last place Preds last season in Bichsel’s debut

I ####ing hate shootouts. I also hate that the refs can’t call OT square both directions.

At least the refs can’t #### us in a shootout

What a #### game to lose. Bottom feeder team too lol

Flames clearing the bench to celebrate like they just won the cup. Lol

Could we have hit those last to shots with our purse a little harder damn

We should’ve just done empty net when we had 5 on 3