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Old 11-20-2025, 03:49 PM   #28410
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Well it's simple, man.

Politician: "My name is Peter Picklefuсker of the UCP, I'm going to lower your taxes and put my dick in all your pickle jars."
Conservative voters: "OMG HE'S GOING TO LOWER TAXES AND HE'S CONSERVATIVE, VOTE VOTE VOTE."
Literally everyone else: "Wait, did you not hear that he's gonna stick his dick in our pickle jars?"
--later--
Politician: "HEE HEE! *plop* Another pickle jar with my dick in it! How's this for a baby dill?"
Literally everyone else: "You fuсking idiots voted for this guy and now this asshоle is sticking his dick in all the pickle jars."
Conservative voters: "Don't blame us, we didn't do it!"

Did they know it was likely that he was going to stick his dick in the pickle jars before voting for him? It wasn't like he told them he was a picklefuсker before-hand, right?

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Yes, why not test it first on Alberta's busiest highway.
*sigh* Everyone already does 120+. This is simply going to reduce the average speed differential by making the "I only do the speed limit" types go 120 as well. Studies repeatedly show that increasing speed limits to a speed that people are mostly already doing does not cause those people to speed up commensurately with the PSL increase.
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Typical dumb take.

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