Really awful joke coming up... Please don't scroll down if you're easily offended!!
A teenage girl approaches her father...
Girl: Daddy, can I have $200 for a new dress?
Dad: No way in hell.
Girl: Please! It's for prom.
Dad: I said 'no'. $200 is too much money for a dress you will only wear once.
Girl: Please, Daddy! I'll do anything!
Dad: Well, if you suck my dick you can have the money.
Girl: Thats sick! I'm your daughter!
Dad: I don't care. If you want the $200, you'll have to suck my dick.
The girl thinks it over and realizes she has has no choice. She opens her fathers pants and goes down on him.
Girl: Ewwww! Dad, your dick tastes like #####.
Dad: I know. Your brother wanted to borrow the car.
