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Originally Posted by puffnstuff
Happy Exploding Whale Day everyone!
https://www.oregonlive.com/living/20...ars-later.html
Engineers from the Oregon Highway Division, unsure how to dispose of the 8-ton sperm whale carcass, decided to blow it up with 20 cases of dynamite. The result: a spectacular explosion that sent whale blubber raining down on spectators, cars and the dunes on Nov. 12, 1970. |
God I love it sometimes.
"Well...how do we remove this gigantic whale carcass? Large machinery? Some bulldozers and maybe a giant crane?"
"Nah man...lets just cram it full of dynamite and see what happens!!"
*Whilst presumably sucking back a dart and chugging back their 3rd beer of the morning as one does in the 70s...*
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