View Single Post
Old 11-07-2025, 02:08 PM   #99
Sr. Mints
#1 Goaltender
 
Sr. Mints's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger View Post
Is the only thing we judge months by is the weather? I feel like there’s so much more that makes a time of year important than the average daily temperature.
You’re right. I was catching a flight home one November and kept having these bizarre encounters with this travelling salesman. The ####ing guy...First he steals my cab, then he’s sitting next to me on the plane, talking non-stop about shower rings like he’s reinvented the wheel.

Flights get cancelled, and somehow I’m stuck sharing a motel room with him in Wichita. I wake up to find his arm around me like we’ve been married twenty years. Next day we’re hitchhiking in a burned-out car held together with thoughts and prayers and duct tape.

By the time I finally got home, I’d spent all my money, smelled like cigarettes and motel soap, and genuinely missed him when he left.

#### right off, November.
Sr. Mints is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Sr. Mints For This Useful Post: