[Sylvanfan]

I once had a dream that my old employer was going to have a big parking lot rumble since everyone hated everyone else in that company and it was pretty much falling apart. IT Manager who was this socially awkward Christian who was slightly out of shape walks up and asks what's going on. Someóne says it's fight club. He asks if he can join because he's been working out and wants to try it... everyone else suddenly united because we all wanted to kill that guy. We picked our toughest ironworker to savagely beat him. Fight lasts two seconds as the IT Manager has video game fists and dummies him with a brutal combination. Everyone just walks off dejected from this whole the IT guy still wants to fight. I was a lot nicer to him after that dream.