My next door neighbor, who is a MAGA piece of $hit who pretends he's tough by rolling around on a motorcycle and smokes cigars (has a massive gut so he just looks stupid instead of tough) has decided it would be a great idea to walk around with a gun strapped to his hip.
right...with a ton of kids running around in the dark, trying to scare or surprise everyone.
What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong.
####...I can't wait until he drops dead from a massive coronary.
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