^^^^Well, then. Try these on for size.
Q. If a Canoe is rolling down a hill sideways, how many pancakes does it take to cover the doghouse?
A. None because ice-cream has no bones.
1st person: Ask me if I'm a tree.
2nd person: Are you a tree?
1st person: No.
Q. How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A fish
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