No worries Blue Jays fans, I did my part to help the cause.
Someone may or may not have placed a call to ICE calling Ohtani's immigration credentials into question...
They are going to raid Dodgers' Place like an Inglewood Taco Truck.
I did tell Vladdy Jr. that he might want to show up a bit late today...'fashionably late' like 'dont go into the building until you see the vans leave.'