10-26-2025, 11:38 PM
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#65
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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A Clockwork Orange Game
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Not quite sure why I'm going to do it to myself tonight, why am I going to watch this.
If they lose it's borderline panic time. If they win it's going to be a positive overreaction to beating an absolutely horrible team.
They better win otherwise this road trip will evolve to panic time.
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This team isnt worth skipping anything to watch.
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Was going out to watch this. Decide to just buy a four rose single barrel bottle of bourbon. Cheaper than ordering shots having to watch them.
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It's basically an ongoing tv show I watch because I've been invested for so many decades.
Then I have to immediately find Barney Miller reruns as a pallet cleanser (and one of the characters was watching the Rangers in an episode!).
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Someone mentioned it before...
Calgary doesn't have a regulation win this season.
Rangers will fix that.
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We’re 7th worst in the NHL in points percentage. We’re 2nd worst in total goals and goals per game.
Only Calgary has scored less than us.
Sounds like a recipe for Calgary dropping 6 on us, getting their first win, etc.
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We owe the Flames a win for what we did to them for Adam Fox and also stealing Olli Jokinen from them.
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I might skip town while they're here.
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Sheary, Raddysh being top 6 players on the rangers is a f***in joke
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At this point my (dead) grandma could put on a #13 jersey, get out there and skate, and no one would know the difference .
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My son picked 13 as his number for hockey and I cringe all the time because of laffy, although my son also constantly ####s on laffy bc "he's so so bad."
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Im honestly at this point. Really questioning why im giving up the last piece of my weekend to watch the is train wreck. We all must have been real POS in a past life to be born into this
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I see everyone else here is eager to watch this one tonight as well.
The plan tonight is maybe try starting the game without falling behind 2-0 in the first 8 minutes like the Sharks game.
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This season feels like Torts era Rangers. We can’t play better than you so we will try to make you play worse than us.
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Would be nice if Fox pulled his head out his arse and started contributing as well...
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Always a Warm Welcome
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Fox getting booed in Calgary. Boo him once for me.
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Did the Flames fans just boo Fox? Its been years.
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I still get a giggle out of the incessant booing whenever Fox handles the puck in Calgary
I get it, like the situation sucks for flames fans
But it’s objectively funny
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It would be like Eric Lindros going to Quebec City. I get it.
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Fox does indeed suck. No lies there.
Head down, didn’t even silence the crowd with his play.
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They shouldn't even boo Fox in Calgary they should be cheering. Another minus
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Fox flopping again. Never fails.
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Fox didnt even feel like goin back for that let Igor deal with the 2 on 0. He gotta focus on offense no time for this defense thing
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Fox with his usual panic and taking himself out of the play. Elite panic!
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Fox getting abused below the goal line
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Fox battling on the boards behind the net and getting trucked twice.
As good down there as Rempe is fighting.
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Is it possible Fox got slower with all that work over the summer?
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If anyone thinks Fox is going to have any sort of significant role for team USA then I need whatever you're smoking
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Kadri to Huberdeau, Give and Go
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Haha they already fell sleep before I did
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It's a rule for the Rangers to be trailing within the first 3 minutes in Calgary
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This is beyond a joke now.
For feck's sake. This team is a bowl of turds that need flushing.
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1-0 two minutes in. Need to hold them off for 6 more minutes
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Take the body Mika you f***ing bum!
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Sports are supposed to be fun.
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What the actual duck was that zib
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That was just a compete breakdown on that first goal. Zone D way too spread out
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You know the coach is grasping at straws when you see Raddysh on the top line lol
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How long until Miller throws his helmet at Panarin?
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Calgary is 1-7 so far this season with the least amount of goals out of everyone. Honestly I'd be shocked if we weren't losing right now.
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Bahler Snipes
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Fantastic work all around
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I punched myself in the face
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Laf is better for the other team. Perfect screen on Igor. What is he even doing.
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Laf with the perfect screen there. LMFAO.
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The replay of that second goal is hilarious watching laffy do a pirouette at the Blue line trying to before screening a vezina winning goalie on a point shot with no flames player anywhere near the shooting lane. Laffy is absolutely horrendous and this franchise identifies with his ineptitude
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Laf screening the goalie. Sigh
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Laf doing nothing cept screening his goalie.. Loser.
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Literally what the f*** is laffy doing there? Another net negative play by laffy costing the team a goal. f*** laffy. Get him the f*** away from this organization already. He's a complete idiot of a hockey player.
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lol I just turn it on at exact second goal goes in.
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We are an energy shot in the arm for teams playing against us.
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This is some bad team. Christ.
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Miller Whiffs a Sitter
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Cmon miller. You’re all alone in front.
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Miller you got to pot that
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JT speedrunning the trouba captainship storyline
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Already frustrated with an overrated JT Miller. He needs to at least hit the net
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Didn’t like it at the time. I knew Chytil was injury prone but I wanted that top 10 draft pick. Drury is really dumb. Trying to save his job but I hope he gets canned after the season.
The problem is Dolan has no idea how to even find someone who can GM
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Yup this game makes me want to go back to sleep
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Mika whiffing a shot leading to a 2 on 1 with Fox back… Feel like I have seen that like 10 times this year already
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5 SOG. Sounds about right.
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JT drawing up the play… “you go over there and I’ll pass it to the other team”
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4 f***ing rangers by the crease after a rebound against one flame and it takes a 230lb man laying down on the ice to keep a puck out of the net. No box out, no active defending, no effort. Just comically disgusting
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6 SOG against the worst team in the league. Trade them all.
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Sharangovich from Zary!
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Othmann what the f*** was that
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Othmann who is playing for his career essentially, has time and wide open space and just throws it at his teammates feet lol
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What the f*** is Oth doing there??? Was that a pass try???
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Othmann sabotaging the team cuz he’s mad he didn’t make the team. f*** you Othmann !
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This is unwatchable. What happened to the structure?
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rangers just not very good. whatever, i guess
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getting doubled up in shots by the 1-8-1 flames. if you don't believe this team is legitimately a lottery level team, start believing
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I have not commented on Igor because I haven't watched and then I saw the 3rd goal. Is this dude serious? I know the shot was from point blank f***ing range but your glove was there and then you f***ing knock it into your own net. Just a f***ing clown show from this guy the last three games.
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A sick part of me wants to see Calgary kill them.
The Rangers are by far my most toxic relationship.
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Exasperated Dave: "Ohhhh Boy..."
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Flames are 1-7-1, and they're kicking our ass
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Wow wow wow. This franchise is quickly sinking into #32 position. Glory Days.
As Gianone says “Enjoy the game, everyone.”
Once again, I’m out.
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The Rangers are likely the worst team in the league. Got dominated by a team that is 1-8. Dolan better fire Drury at the end of the season and bring someone in who has a 21st century mind when it comes to hockey.
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Gavrikov giving his Passion of the Christ performance while the team is busy pissing their pants and getting outworked and outplayed.
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Tic-Tac-Toe Shorty
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I get more excited to take an explosive #### than I do watching this team.
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Yup, that’s me done. I’ve only got anger and expletives left so I’ll save a ban and excuse myself for a while.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this was brought to you by voice dictation on the iPhone
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Lmfao hahahahaha man I love this team.
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If one play could describe this team...
That SH goal is it.
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f*** this f***ing Swedish meatball f***head
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How many times can you do that in a season Mika. He’s such a sack of ####.
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What a tragic comedy we are witnessing
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that was the equivalent of a disrespectful dunk. we’re getting disrespectful dunked on by a 1-8-1 team
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I love seeing Zibanejad whiff on another puck and for the other team to go the other way and score. He is so f***ing dreadful. Cannot stand him.
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Shorthanded 2 on 0
This team is completely embarrassing.
If there was a hockey version of the major league movies this team would be it.
Mika is Roger dorn
Panarin is cerano
Fox is Jake taylor
Laffy is Willy Mays hays
Laba is Rick Vaughn
Miller is Eddie Harris
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Drury broke up a team that got to ECF to build this squad.
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it must be so weird to fans of other teams seeing Fox win a Norris, Igor win a Vezina, Artemi nominated for Hart, two ECF appearances and a President’s Trophy and Rangers fans being utterly miserable with their team… yet, because of our recent-ish “success” they still underestimate how f***ing awful we actually are. This is a masterpiece.
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Coleman with a Hilarious Bounce
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This is a bad hockey team.
This is a dumb hockey team.
This is a slow hockey team.
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Really glad i turned it off before the third
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Laf in front of Igor again. LOLOLOLOL
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Igor has given up as well.
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Igor might actually attack laffy after this game like georgiev did to deangelo
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Laf has been great getting in front of the goalie tonight ..problem is it was the wrong goalie
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Zibs a minus 4.
I told you guys Zibs and Laffy were cursed in the defensive end. You thought I was kidding.
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this isn’t just a bad team. it’s the worst in the league. dominated thoroughly by the supposed “worst” team. our record is deceiving. we caught buffalo early. if we played buffalo again they’d probably beat us 6-0.
we will be in mckenna territory. this is a true tank year. this team is easily worse than “the letter” teams.
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Sharks were winless and Calgary is 1-7. Oh, yeah, we’re BAD bad.
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These guys couldn't score in the red light district.
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Wanna know the worst part? This is the end product, they’re not building towards anything. No group of prospects coming to save the day, no top free agent coming, not many players who will jump into bigger roles already on the roster.
Welcome back to the dark ages.
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Mike Sullivan didnt fix a thing, nobody looks like they want to be here.
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It is really amazing that this group of players revert the same bull#### no matter who coaches them.
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Look completely outmatched by the 2025 Calgary Flames we will see you at the draft lottery
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Ok.... if we lose to Calgary after losing to the Sharks then there is no hope left for this team...
See you guys next year...
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