Look, I did more than my fair share last night with a pithy and somewhat amusing example of tipsy posting. Sheesh....do I have to do everything around here?
The Intellectuals' Nursery Rhyme
(sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice)
Three myopic rodents
Three myopic rodents
observe how they perambulate
observe how they perambulate
They all pursue the agiculturalist's spouse
who amputates their extremeties with a carving utensil
Have you ever observed such a phenomenon in your existence as
Three myopic rodents?
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