[Locke]

The only thing I use the weather for is a complaint. It doesnt matter what the weather is like I will complain about it.

Its too hot or its not hot enough.
Its too cold or its not cold enough.
Theres too much snow, not enough snow, we need more snow.
Why wont it stop raining? Why the hell wont it rain? Rain already!
It is far too windy out.
Theres no wind! Where the hell is the wind? The air is far too stagnant, get some wind in here.
Its too bright out, someone blot out the sun.
Its too dark out, expend all natural resources on illuminating the night.
You call this a storm? This is a weak storm. I could make a better storm anyday.
This storm is unreasonable. Too much storm.

I always found it funny that the weather is used as an excuse. The weather sucks everywhere. I could go to 'Perfect Weatherland' and complain forever. I'll still go though. I never got that when hockey players complained about the weather in some city. The weather sucks everywhere.

Did I mention I hate weather? All of it.