Unbelievable that this even makes for a semi-serious news story. As ic said, they are very obviously claspers.
Some of the comments are priceless though.
Obvious photoshop. Check out the arm of the lady behind the fish. The color is all wrong and what's that vertical white line where the normal tail would be located?
- Roger · USA · Mar 27, 2007 @ 10:31am
Umm, Roger, that IS the tail! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Looking through the book of Revelations, Chapter 9 we are clearly headed for a time of great sorrow. These animals are now able to walk by the power of satan. This is my greatest fear as I have seen the raw power of a shark. Now they can come get me. Frightening.
- Randall · Gloucester, Virginia · Apr 16, 2007 @ 6:39am
Oh Randall, I bet you are a real hit at parties!
Randall is clearly dead-on in his assessment of the situation. "Scientists" will probably try to write this off as "evolution", but most reasonable people know that you and I didn't come from no monkey! All things in this world come from God or Satan and a creature as foul and evil as this one clearly came from the depths of hell! Consider this a sign of things to come, so you better set your business right with the Lord TODAY!
- Clyde · Holy Trinity, AL · Apr 16, 2007 @ 11:03am
Holy Debbie Downer.
Are sharks related to animals? I thought only animals had legs.
- Kerry · Trenton, NJ · Jun 13, 2007 @ 11:28am
"Hi Kerry? Yes, its Mr. Bannerman, your 4th grade Science teacher. Yes, hello, I am doing well...Thank you. I'm calling today because it seems you are actually a complete moron. Yes, yes Im sure this does come as quite a shock...well, we aren't completely sure how you managed to get out of Elementary School but we are requesting your return...Yes..well, I guess your boss will have to find someone else to clean the fryer. Ok then...see you soon."