Turns out chatGPT can do this kind of stuff...
Here's what I have so far (spoiler tags in case it's huge) (also the name of my sex tape)
Edit: and this is about as far as I want to go with this (probably a better name for my sex tape)
I don't hate it... I'm not convinced it's using the right colours, or maybe it is and they just need to be toned down a bit?