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Old 09-28-2025, 01:31 PM   #36
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I'm just imagining a deep-fried Ostrich leg...part supremely delicious and part weapon of mass destruction and part very serious health hazard.

And then just the logistics of cooking it...that'd take a big deep fryer and like an oar or something to get it out of there.
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