I'll never forget an old Mariners commercial - back when they had the really goofy ads - where they had Randy Johnson dressed up as a circus side show performer, acting as a knife thrower. They showed a girl on a spinning wheel, as he whipped knives that hit right around her body. Then, as he throws his last knife, the screen fades to black, and you hear a woman's scream.
Then, the caption: "Aren't you glad he chose baseball?"
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