To save money my family has switched to exclusively non-ethical beans. I want beans where you know some poor wretched souls were forced to work the fields to produce the yield, the money was then stolen from them and used to buy guns or cocaine producing equipment for a Cartel Warlord somewhere.
Its much cheaper and every year at Christmas the Warlord sends you a very nice card indicating how he spent your money.
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