And it was thusly that the Great Calgary Flames Snack War of 2025-26 began.
Costco had sooner acquired first rights on horning in on the snack war with their very reasonably priced hot dogs, however, they had to contend with Harvey the Hound and his propensity for pocket dawgs.
And then, as if out of the mist appeared another contender...the Tacoman...Jr. And that is how the fight started.
*To be read in David Attenborough's voice.*
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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