Here's the way i see it. Midgets or 5 year olds are very small (stay with me, this is where it gets complicated), so they will have trouble climbing over things. The problem is you don't have things to stack and make them climb. You do have a room full of little people though; little people that you should be able to KO pretty quickly. Hammer the first 7 or so in front of you and try to pile them up around you...like a wall. Then the other midgets have to try to climb over them or move them. Each one you smash while they are trying to get at you improves your prospects of defense. Under these conditions these little fellas wouldn't be able to get at you in huge numbers. One or two at a time. I'm pretty confident that I could sit there all day knocking little kids or midgets down if they're coming one at a time.
My number...if my plan goes well, over a hundred...easy. I would own those little punks. I could probably keep punching, kicking, choking and throwing 5 year olds until I got bored or hungry.
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