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Originally Posted by Brupal

A man heard his friend had lost two wives in two years. He felt bad, so he called to give his condolences. He asked, "How'd your first wife die?"
"She ate poison mushrooms."
"What about your second wife?"
"She died of blunt trauma to the head."
"How did that happen?''
"She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

Too soon?

Nah, it's a funghi joke.