[McG]

Mavi diary - day 30.

Dear diary. Well, it’s the day. The day of the big one. Correct! Entry #30.

I saw a picture of me and I wanted everyone to know that it’s definitely fake and obviously AI because no one has seen me smile. I don’t even know how. The best is a smirkish thing or yelling. Don’t be confused diary.

Speaking of confusion, there seems to be some related to building the oilers into a forever contender. I’m no judge of talent because there’s me and everyone else, but even so I don’t think that GM Stan actually knows how to make the team better. I spoke with Leon and he doesn’t believe that 8 years for him and 8 years for Trent Frederic is enough. Stan needs to treat more people like those jerks Broberg and Holloway. How selfish were they by not taking hometown discounts so Leon and I could max out. And so they have to get more money in St. Louis but don’t get to play with me.

I’ve been bouncing at Lauren’s bar recently. I had to throw “David staples” out because he was standing on a chair taking a leak in a big metal barrel. I use quotes because no one has actually ever seen that guy at a hockey game and I didn’t recognize him as he never attends games. He said that this is what urinals look like so what was the big deal. I was worried about splashback on people eating from the metal trough while staples was leaking. I think I’m in the right.

I hope Leon comes back from Europe soon. Ron Maclean has been hanging around outside and Leon can get pissy with him to make him go away.

My network Sportsnet reported that I’m close to signing…but I think they are referring to my signing of my application for more money for Lauren’s bar.

I’m not sure what other signing people could be referring to.

Later diary.