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Mavi Diary - day 27

Dear diary. My secret is out thanks to my stupid brother. Like all brothers, he just couldn’t zip it. It’s true that I’m a GarageBand maestro and mix master. I recorded tasty beats that I stored on the home computer and now he drives around listening to them and ratting me out to faceless internet hacks.

Lauren and I set up the lights in the basketball court at home and some underpowered speakers and the disco ball and we dance together like a high school dance. We put my song on auto repeat so that we don’t get distracted by other music. I had Luke gadzic chaperone us. He’s Lauren’s cousin so he enforced the dance distance between us until we were married. He was a better chaperone than hockey player that’s for sure! I sure appreciate him more now though as an additional cheerleader on my personal network Sportsnet.

I also saw a 2015 rating of top 100 oilers. I’m beside myself about it. I was rated 7B. That’s right, “b”. I didn’t even get my own number. I had to be behind 7A Kevin Lowe. And I actually wasn’t even on the original list!! I guess they had to squeeze Marc Andre Bergeron into position 100, and I’m a good team guy, but who is Pat Price or Igor Ulanov?

It makes me want to not sign with the oilers again at all.

See you later Diary.