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Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention
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I once sent my buddy in Ontario a Christmas card stuffed to the gills with the finest glitter in Michael's. He opened it in his car. Pretty sure he will never forgive me for that one.