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Originally Posted by Burninator
That is epic!
I am going to be thinking about how many 5 year olds I can take on for at least the next week.
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I am surprised nobody came up with my answer.
1000.
After all of them are shoehorned into there, they will be crushed by their own mass. Since I am also in there, my legs will also be crushed. But I am taller, so my upper body should be ok – therefore I will live.
No victory without sacrifice.
As for the 4 year old bully – call social services and the police. Bullying is no longer tolerated in our society, and trespassing is against the law. We have "enforcers" in our society for a reason.
Let me ask you this. What happens when you come outside and see your child out cold and bloody with a rock beside him and the 4 year old laughing?
Still not ready to call the cops?