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Originally Posted by Fuzz
I dunno, I think even a porn mag would have trouble getting past the tactical mall ninja look. "Uh, could you at least take the backpack off?"
If porn mags could talk. Probably a good thing they can't. Might make for a fun buddy cop movie.
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I found a swank walking with my grandma when i was a kid in crescent heights. Every photo had that two finger spreado action. I don’t think on i had ever seen a vagina before that other emerging from one.
I grabbed it and looked and thought this is making me feel funny and this is not good. I stuffed it down my pants for future use and continued to walk. It was was like a video game where you get an item, i knew it would come in handy in the future like mandrake root.
Probably just one of the ingredients of why I’m so twisted today.