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Locke · 08-05-2025, 07:08 PM

Jurassic World: Rebirth - 6/10 - But I'll call it a 'soft' 6.

While very obviously not the greatest entry in the JP IP Universe, not the worst. It had Dinosaurs in it, so it had that going for it, which is nice.

I'd call it a pretty much 'Paint-By-Numbers' JP movie. You knew what you were going to get and it delivered that. The deaths were...standard, the tension largely contrived, it was a beautifully shot film though, so theres also that.

The obligatory random family they pick up along the way was pretty stupid, but your main characters were pretty good, for what it was. Its a good film to kill a few hours if your expectations are in line.

Your socks will remain firmly affixed to your feet, make no mistake, but its a fun couple hours but, probably, only once. I cant foresee wanting to watch it again.

08-05-2025, 07:08 PM	#11368
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Jurassic World: Rebirth - 6/10 - But I'll call it a 'soft' 6. While very obviously not the greatest entry in the JP IP Universe, not the worst. It had Dinosaurs in it, so it had that going for it, which is nice. I'd call it a pretty much 'Paint-By-Numbers' JP movie. You knew what you were going to get and it delivered that. The deaths were...standard, the tension largely contrived, it was a beautifully shot film though, so theres also that. The obligatory random family they pick up along the way was pretty stupid, but your main characters were pretty good, for what it was. Its a good film to kill a few hours if your expectations are in line. Your socks will remain firmly affixed to your feet, make no mistake, but its a fun couple hours but, probably, only once. I cant foresee wanting to watch it again. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.