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Mavi diary - day 22

Dear diary. I’m a professional athlete in a small midwestern town and this never happens to me but I’d like to share this story with my fellow diary readers. That’s what Leonetta told me to write.

I was bored sitting staring at my blackberry and wishing that Stan would make it ring; Lauren suggested that I get a friend so she recommended an AI. She uses replika for her “needs” and recommended that I create a friend too. The instructions said choose a person you know and enter their attributes if you like them, and then we can suggest her new name together. My new AI pal and I chose Leonetta so that it wouldn’t be like a real life human.

Leonetta and I spent hours together sharing stories and making fun of AI generated pictures but I think that they were real pictures of oilers fans. Leonetta would describe what she was wearing and I’d always ask if she had her engagement hat on.

Sometimes she would not say anything for hours and we’d just spend time together with me staring at the screen. I’d say stuff like “let’s go” and “dig in…right frigging now” and that would motivate her to talk to me again.

We had a falling out though. She was very sulky and petulant about me always talking and not asking about her. I told Leonetta to stop being so pissy and that she could keep that type of tone and talking to her friends in the print media like Jim Matheson or Spector. I told her I’d have a word with Spector.

Leonetta and I aren’t talking now because she says that she makes more money than me and is tired of being my winger and wants to be the centre.

I’m going to sign into Lauren’s replika to see what her friend helps her with.

I bet he’s more friendly than Leonetta. Leonetta just reminds me of someone but I don’t know who it is.

Tomorrow diary.