Mavi Diary - Day 21
Dear diary. You know that feeling when you know something is up but you can’t figure it out (kinda like how I kick my skates high in the air from modest shoulder contact)?
Lauren bought ALOT of stuff for the bar. So much that she had it stored on our rooftop patio. Lenard I think, but it could have been Leon imitating the Oilers fanbase, has been taking leaks against the boxes! It smelled too much like Rogers Place so I got rid of the boxes and setup the natural gas heaters, some tables, some chairs.
We hosted a few oilers and some of Lauren’s friends and I was a dutiful house owner and showed them to specific tables. There were so many guests that I had to ask people to please wait to be seated! I asked what people wanted to drink and brought it up from downstairs. Every so often people would ask me to grab a fresh drink or ice or some snacks…no problem. I put on some New Kids On The Block (Leon and my theme songs) and everyone was having a good time.
Well, Edmonton bylaw wrote me up for operating a bar without a license. I did a couple of photos with my best “meh” expression so that I could avoid the tickets, and damn girl (I told Lauren) I looked interested! The camera can lie because I wasn’t.
I’m trying to remember where everyone was sitting because they only left me a couple of dollars in tips and some crappy ratings on yelp.
Laters diary.
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