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Originally Posted by Rhett44
We likely need to tank this year and next to really start getting some great forwards to replace these old guys as well.
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Tanking is for quitters like the Edmonton Oilers. Losing over and over, no more than an afterthought to other teams, no better than the scummy water at the bottom of the dumpster.
Losing in the hope of some deity shining favor upon them, begging the hockey gods for anything, a Nugent-Hopkins, a Yakupov. Oh those aren't good enough for you pathetic losers? Fine, we'll give you a McDavid if that'll shut up your pitiful whimpering from the bottom of the league.
Tanking so hard the rules change. No longer will someone be allowed to be as hopeless as you, clinging to the promise of yet another first overall pick to lead you out of the pit of despair in which you wallow. Your failings will not be forgotten, no matter the future of your team.
I refuse to stoop to such depths. Tanking is for the weak. Tanking is for the cowards. Tanking is for the Edmonton Oilers.
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