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McG · 07-11-2025, 12:30 PM

Mavi Diary - Day 10

Dear Diary. One thing about me that people don’t know is just how funny I am. It’s widely recognized amongst teammates and media. I’m going to put the links here so that when I have a sad day, like when I get a + for being on the ice but I don’t get a point, I can look back.

While I’m on it diary, I’m against the minus in plus and minus. And I think that power play goals should count for pluses. Why should I be punished because oilers got a power play when an opponent fell down within 15 feet of me?

This one is a personal favourite: people are literally laughing in the video. I was close to tears from the laughter inside myself. I was smiling inside, but my look is an imperceptible witty meh.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hA-Ar81OKOk

Here’s one where I was being serious but people think it’s funny so just wanted to show what a prankster I am:

https://www.tiktok.com/@bardown/vide...94120863091973

I was actually being serious about only passing because Leon needed more goals to hit his bonus. We agreed to support each other.

Here’s another great one of me kidding around. We don’t play defence. If we did, how would we find the time to score goals? Don’t want to play defence either. I told uncle Ken and GM Stan that I didn’t ever want to be put in a position where we sign or draft or trade for defenders and I have to answer stupid shutout questions. Has anyone ever won when everyone gets shutouts? It’s just a bunch of ties with no one getting their scoring and assist bonuses.

You can see the glitter of anger encroaching on middle emotion meh here…I almost busted out my disgust emotion.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/693450603391775

I’m a laugh a minute guy which is why people love me.

Until tomorrow.

07-11-2025, 12:30 PM	#2023
McG Franchise Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Elbows Up!! Exp:	Mavi Diary - Day 10 Dear Diary. One thing about me that people don’t know is just how funny I am. It’s widely recognized amongst teammates and media. I’m going to put the links here so that when I have a sad day, like when I get a + for being on the ice but I don’t get a point, I can look back. While I’m on it diary, I’m against the minus in plus and minus. And I think that power play goals should count for pluses. Why should I be punished because oilers got a power play when an opponent fell down within 15 feet of me? This one is a personal favourite: people are literally laughing in the video. I was close to tears from the laughter inside myself. I was smiling inside, but my look is an imperceptible witty meh. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hA-Ar81OKOk Here’s one where I was being serious but people think it’s funny so just wanted to show what a prankster I am: https://www.tiktok.com/@bardown/vide...94120863091973 I was actually being serious about only passing because Leon needed more goals to hit his bonus. We agreed to support each other. Here’s another great one of me kidding around. We don’t play defence. If we did, how would we find the time to score goals? Don’t want to play defence either. I told uncle Ken and GM Stan that I didn’t ever want to be put in a position where we sign or draft or trade for defenders and I have to answer stupid shutout questions. Has anyone ever won when everyone gets shutouts? It’s just a bunch of ties with no one getting their scoring and assist bonuses. You can see the glitter of anger encroaching on middle emotion meh here…I almost busted out my disgust emotion. https://www.facebook.com/reel/693450603391775 I’m a laugh a minute guy which is why people love me. Until tomorrow. __________________ Franchise > Team > Player Future historians will celebrate June 24, 2024 as the date when the timeline corrected itself.