[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Sliver

That can come with its own set of challenges, though.

A few weeks ago I was out for dinner and then to some weird bar with my friends. After dinner and before the bar we had edibles. Bar was in Chinatown and if you ordered this giant soup bowl of booze then they'd turn on a lightening and thunder show and let a fog machine rip. Naturally I had to order that.

So as I finished the giant popcorn bowl of every drink they had the edibles kicked in suuuuuper hard. Like, it went from a super fun night to all of a sudden I lost the ability to speak and my legs stopped working. I tried to tough it out, but it just kept going sideways.

So I tried to make my exit after trying to communicate using only my eyes...like I looked at people around the table with a look that said, 'yo, my world has completely crumbled, I can't talk, I will live, go about your night, I gotta jet.' Somehow they all picked up what I was putting down and I was able to get out from the table.

The fun didn't stop there, though. I could only walk about five steps (remember, my legs weren't working). So then I had to flop into another table and work on willing my legs to work so I could carry on out the door to my uber that was almost there.

Finally broke free from this weird-ass place and had to drape myself onto a railing outside. I was like hunched over this railing like one of those fentanyl people. I totally understood them at that moment.

Anyway, uber pulled up and I made it home. Have no clue what the dosage of those edibles were - and I'm no stranger to weed whatsoever - but holy crap did they fk me up. Well, plus the booze, I guess.

Anyway, watch your dosage, fotze. Edibles may work, or they may make for one hell of a trip.

Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. In Vancouver for a ball tournament, and a bunch of us are staying at an Airbnb. Friend offers me a gummy and I take a full one without thinking, usually they just give me nice mellow high while drinking. I didn't realize though that this friend was a bit of a pothead and these were not the type of gummies I've had before. I remember standing in the kitchen trying to follow a conversation that became harder with each word spoken, and then I uttered some kind of gibberish because it became painfully obvious to me how awkward I was being just standing there swaying without saying anything. Then the tunnel vision started and everytime I moved my head my whole world would crumble for a second until things came back into focus. At that point I gave up and stumbled to bed. I did have one of the deepest nights of sleep that I can remember though, so that was nice