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Originally Posted by troutman
Cannabis edibles.
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That can come with its own set of challenges, though.
A few weeks ago I was out for dinner and then to some weird bar with my friends. After dinner and before the bar we had edibles. Bar was in Chinatown and if you ordered this giant soup bowl of booze then they'd turn on a lightening and thunder show and let a fog machine rip. Naturally I had to order that.
So as I finished the giant popcorn bowl of every drink they had the edibles kicked in suuuuuper hard. Like, it went from a super fun night to all of a sudden I lost the ability to speak and my legs stopped working. I tried to tough it out, but it just kept going sideways.
So I tried to make my exit after trying to communicate using only my eyes...like I looked at people around the table with a look that said, 'yo, my world has completely crumbled, I can't talk, I will live, go about your night, I gotta jet.' Somehow they all picked up what I was putting down and I was able to get out from the table.
The fun didn't stop there, though. I could only walk about five steps (remember, my legs weren't working). So then I had to flop into another table and work on willing my legs to work so I could carry on out the door to my uber that was almost there.
Finally broke free from this weird-ass place and had to drape myself onto a railing outside. I was like hunched over this railing like one of those fentanyl people. I totally understood them at that moment.
Anyway, uber pulled up and I made it home. Have no clue what the dosage of those edibles were - and I'm no stranger to weed whatsoever - but holy crap did they fk me up. Well, plus the booze, I guess.
Anyway, watch your dosage, fotze. Edibles may work, or they may make for one hell of a trip.