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Old 06-21-2025, 03:02 PM   #786
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I'd actually love to see a good ol' waterlogged muddy as #### game. Bring it on!
Yeah...I remember as a player...I lived for this!

"Its raining like hell!"

Then lets get sloppy!

I remember when I was coaching I would never cancel practice on account of rain and one day the parents staged a revolt.

Big mistake.

My assistant coach was this bombastic and gigantic Englishman and he was just not having it.

"OY YOU!!! In England...if you dont want to play when its wet or cold you'd never get to play at ALL! Now KNOCK IT OFF and get them to practice!!"

As a player? Aw yeah...lets get in there!

The Groundskeepers are probably pissed...but they almost always are anyways. You just cant please those guys.

"Oh! No! Dont slide there!! Thats going to take me ages to fix!!"
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