[McG]

Oilers trade tenderness for draft picks and cap space.

Kane gets bought out.

Henrique, Brown, skinner traded for cap space and middling picks/prospects.

Sign Frederic to $4 mill x 8.

Sign BooBoo to $11 mill x 8.

Mavi signs max term max money.

Skinner and picks for another goalie. Skinner posts great numbers.

Crap weasel Perry signs with Avs. They don’t win the cup.

Mavi has many more managed injuries; statistics plummet. No personal awards won. Oilers fans riot and destroy downtown but no one notices.

UFC interested in signing oiler season ticket holders versus mosh pit fighters for winner takes all fights. Finalist touches trophy and loses. Declines to come out to get “fight of the night” trophy ‘like Connor’.