Back on the whole 'Why dont we just exterminate all bears' concept?
What would that even look like? An all out war? Something like this:
When the Aussies tried that with the Emus? They lost that one.
Do we give the bears some cocaine and a bunch of machine guns to give them a fighting chance? Who do we send? I gotta tell ya....if its Bears vs. Canada Parks guys....I'm betting on the bears!
Then they'd take over and make everyone leave Banff and take the hotel until they found some porridge and a mattress that was just right. It'd be renamed Beartown and they'd put back the phones in the Grizzly House to get their grind on!
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