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Originally Posted by Sliver
Well I'm not sure how fast tranq darts work, so that's why I'd want a net in front of me buried under leaves or something to yoink the bear if it got too close.
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Why not, like a trap door, or maybe a catapult buried under the leaves that'll fling the bear away from you?
Or maybe if you want something safer for the bear (unlikely, I know), maybe you could get a zookeeper to dress up like a sexy lady bear. It gets too close, out comes the zookeeper and the bear will lose all interest in you.
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