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Originally Posted by Jaybo
Further, if the Oilers win, that is proof that:
* God does not exist
* We are living in a simulation
* The CIA killed Kennedy
* The moon landing was faked
* God exists and hates us
* This timeline in the multiverse sucks
* Buddha has a cruel side
* Having a bunch of first overall and super high draft picks will help even the most inept team...eventually.
* The person stamping the Stanley Cup needs the ability to add an asterix to tainted wins.
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Plus a Coilers win would be the sign of the Apocalypse.