Yeah, me and my buddies called it "shallacked" though. I have a friend tthat shaves his head and has a massive goatee, and he also happens to pass out harder than ANYONE I have ever seen. His shallacking includes:
-cracking open a bingo dobber and pouring it over his head. This was really nasty, as we even tried turpentine to get it off (didn't work). He went to Sylvan lake the next day with a pink head and pink swirls all over his white chest.
- covering him head to toe with a black sharpie, then jamming chapstick in his ear and snapping it off. He was still drunk when he woke up in the morning, and it took him a while to figure out why he couldn't hear. We singed off all his leg hair that night too.
- we got into a little trouble with the locals in a neighbourhood that a friend used to live in, and this kinda leads into the next shallacking. My buddy got wasted one night, so we grabbed the nearest writing instrument we could find (yet another black sharpie) and someone put a massive black swastika on his forehead. In the morning, the aforementioned locals lit a tire on fire, and tossed it on our front yard. One of the neighbours (who happens to be Asian) came running to the door trying to wake everyone up. I'm sure he was a little shocked to see a 200lb skinhead with a swastika on his head open the door.....
-cabbage head was another fav
-hot sauce or mustard fumes up the nose always got a good laugh
- we also tied up one of my buddies using his hoodie....we pulled his hood up, tied his thumbs to the draw string, and attached his shoe laces to his thumbs. Opened him right up for free kidney shots
hahahha good times....
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