Aren't all women like that, Syl? Correct me if I'm wrong but it has to do with the moon not being aligned properly with the earth and when it's located over water, which it is most of the time since the earth surface is like 71% water or some **** like that, that's when they all go into these 180° mood swings where they are at opposite ends of the spectrum in each 15-minute segment of the day?
And then it gets even worse when it's a full moon and it happens during a certain time of the month and it's located over water, if all three of these things align themselves at the exact time, that's the time when you can't even look at them eye-to-eye, much less speak a word, or you'll suffer some kind of life-long debilitating injury?
This is my understanding and my rationale behind remaining single. And to answer you're question Johnny, no I don't live with a woman. As if it weren't obvious enough that I needed to answer the question. Why are women in charge at home? Because they are ing scary, that's why. No need to complicate the matter. It's simple the way I see it. Ask a woman that same question and she'll go on and on about it for the next week.
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