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Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814
You can’t blame God(s) for missing the playoffs when you have 14 OTLs.
Come the #### on.
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Besides, worshipping devils in PGTs is just asking for the gods to do you dirty.
It's my personal pet theory that Satan heard all your prayers, and the puck was possessed. That's the simplest way to explain all the fluky non-goals at critical times. The consistent element in deal-with-the-devil stories is that you may get what you bargained for, but you never get what you actually wanted… and you lose your soul anyway.
Luckily, we didn't lose anything more valuable than a playoff spot. Now get yourselves to church (or the Hockey Hall of Fame) and do some sucking up for next year!