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Old 04-13-2025, 11:29 AM   #22934
Sliver
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Originally Posted by surferguy View Post
I know you don’t want to ruin his life, but he was a super dink and that’s not cool.

Perhaps CP could brainstorm some mild inconveniences to hex upon him. It’s puts you at arms length but you still get the vindication.

I’m going to suggest a small stencil with the word “DINK” in a bold block font, use an arrow to indicate the direction of his home.

Now under cover of darkness head to the sidewalk in front of his house and using a hydrophobic sealant paint the stencil.

Now wait for a rainfall of any type and the world will in fact know where the Dink lives.

Important - Be sure to point the arrow in the correct direction.

Fun fact - spring in Calgary is usually quite wet from precipitation events.
No, I actually do want to ruin his life lol. But undermining what my wife is doing wouldn't be worth it hah. Plus I'm voting liberal this time around, too, so his behaviour just makes me want Conservatives to lose even more. I'll be the bigger man, I guess. Tough guy throwing balled up paper at a tiny 5'3" chick. Real winner.
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