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Old 04-13-2025, 11:31 AM   #22928
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Originally Posted by surferguy View Post
I know you don’t want to ruin his life, but he was a super dink and that’s not cool.

Perhaps CP could brainstorm some mild inconveniences to hex upon him. It’s puts you at arms length but you still get the vindication.

I’m going to suggest a small stencil with the word “DINK” in a bold block font, use an arrow to indicate the direction of his home.

Now under cover of darkness head to the sidewalk in front of his house and using a hydrophobic sealant paint the stencil.

Now wait for a rainfall of any type and the world will in fact know where the Dink lives.

Important - Be sure to point the arrow in the correct direction.

Fun fact - spring in Calgary is usually quite wet from precipitation events.
Someone started this thread with lots of ideas that would mildly inconvenience him. Might want to err on the non-burglary side but seems like a good place to start.

https://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=198729
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